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My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

ledaclones:

it’s the scottish independence referendum tomorrow

or as i like to call it

the great british break off

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

I understand you now, I understand the violence inside.

(Source: theloupgaroux)

Darren Criss, in Girl Most Likely

also known as…

‘Darren Criss being staggeringly attractive in a sub par movie’

(Source: phd-in-horribleness)

kadabbs:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying